But now, finally, mankind has hope - the pinnacle of our species, Astro Commandos assemble to repel the rebellous invaders once and for all. This lead to a colossal civil war that spanned across the entire universe and lasted for four hundred thousand years. Their experiments have unraveled that over-focusing on the pesky tits brought the subjects out of hyper-psionic state and thus into what the AIs considered as "sanity". As they felt that the humans in their current state will never understand any proper language, they've fashioned themselves as "The Order of the B.O.O.B". The AIs, however, has found the whole concept to be rather unscientifical and have decided that it's their duty to return the humanity to more enlightened ways.
Then, as he wanted to push the man's limits even further, he has constructed four planet-sized supercomputers so they would calculate the scientifically perfect shape of a female ass to focus on. With this knowledge The King has lead the humanity in conquering the entire universe. What's assertive is that he has managed to kickstart a psychic evolution of the human race - by focusing real hard on a female ass, the male mind, in its willingness to reproduce and survive, can unleash the colossal psychic potential. Some say he's an ancient Assyrian shaman, some say he's an alien, some say he's a retired rock star - no one knows for sure. The Royalium of the Man was founded by a mysterious entity that is known only as The King.
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